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Caution and Wet

2010-12-02T09:32:00.001-08:00

The Boob Pit

2010-12-02T07:09:00.000-08:00

20 Strangest Sex Laws

2010-12-02T07:08:00.000-08:00

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Becareful when ask stranger for blow jobs...

2010-09-14T05:35:00.001-07:00

Homer Simpson:The Origin

2010-09-14T05:33:00.000-07:00

This is how Matt Groening get idea about Homer Simpson.

abdominal thrust

2010-06-03T04:10:00.003-07:00

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Why We need to learn CPR?

2010-06-03T02:40:00.001-07:00

Super Sexy CPR from Super Sexy CPR on Vimeo.

Who is Ronald McDonald?

2010-06-01T05:36:00.000-07:00

Ronald McDonald has long been an admired figure. Kids the world over brighten up when they see the affable clown, with his unmistakable red hair, yellow jumpsuit and striped shirt. They know upon spotting him that a chicken nuggie Happy Meal (replete with toy) is not too far in the future. But little does anyone know the true and sad story behind the clown. Don’t be fooled by that big bright red smile…there are tears underneath. Wipe away the makeup and you’ll find something not so pretty.

It all started out so innocent. He was quite the gentleman…just lounging in the park.

He was respectful to the police.

He helped the elderly.

But then people started to treat him as an idol. They even knelt before him. This quickly got to his head.

Women began coming on to him…at first in was seemingly innocent. A kiss on the cheek here and there.

Shortly things got out of control. He began drinking.

His health deteriorated and for one stretch he even lost his hair.

He started harassing women.

He began soliciting masseuses that offered “happy endings.”

He quickly realized the power he had over women and how easily he could get what he wanted from them.

His appetite for sex escalated and he quickly became addicted.

He particularity enjoyed receiving “head”.

He was not one to turn down a regular romp…

…but also would venture to the more extreme.

Women were not enough and he was soon spotted with men.

…and eventually turned to pedophilia.

After all his sexcapades, his mental well-being and general health declined. He was seen homeless at times.

The long arm of the law had to pick him up on occasion. Usually drunk and in a stupor. Sometimes passed out in a park.

His last resort was to turn his internal pain and suffering to rage…but he ended up attacking the wrong person….

…a man with connections. He was held at gun point…his life flashed before his eyes…and for that last moment he realized the mistake in his ways. How far he’d veered from his good ol’ days…

…but it was too late. In a hail of gun fire he was taken out…by none other than Jack himself.

And that is the sad sad tale behind the once respected and loved clown of the Golden Arches. Let this be a lesson to you kids. Don’t take the route that Ronald did. Behave yourself, mind your manners and be a good citizen. In the long run you’ll be better off (even if you have a shitty job).

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Elephat can fuck anytime and anyplace....

2010-06-01T05:30:00.000-07:00

Hulk also like boobs

2010-06-01T05:27:00.000-07:00

Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!

2009-12-29T08:58:00.000-08:00

Every man dream about this devices

2009-12-29T08:54:00.001-08:00

The New Google Boobs

2009-12-13T10:34:00.001-08:00

Tiger Woods Scandal

2009-12-13T10:25:00.000-08:00

Can Vegetarian?

2009-11-30T04:52:00.000-08:00

History of Man

2009-11-22T11:54:00.001-08:00

Are u one of them?

2009-11-22T11:37:00.000-08:00

White Baby and Black Goat

2009-11-22T11:25:00.000-08:00

Megan Fox Naked Picture?

2009-11-20T04:54:00.000-08:00

I think it should be fake.What u think about it?

When parents screws

2009-10-24T07:36:00.000-07:00

Sexy

2009-10-04T12:27:00.002-07:00

Sexy

2009-10-04T12:27:00.001-07:00

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2009-10-04T12:19:00.000-07:00

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Female Condom Demonstration

2009-09-05T05:54:00.000-07:00

The origin of F.U.C.K Words

2009-08-23T21:55:00.000-07:00

In ancient England people could not have sex without consent from the King.

When people wanted to have a child, they had to solicit a permission to the monarchy, in turn they would supply a plaque to hang on their door when they had sexual relations.

The plaque read: ” Fornication under the consent of the King” ( F.U.C.K. )

And this is it’s origin

The Fuck also have a lot means as following:

What is the meaning of life?Answer is at here...

2009-08-06T22:28:00.000-07:00

How Many Condoms Can You Wear at Once?

2009-07-29T01:36:00.001-07:00

The Experiment
Some of you may have heard of the practice of “double bagging” – wearing two condoms during sex for extra protection (something not recommended by most condom manufacturers) . Taking this idea to its ultimate extreme, we set out to answer the question “How many condoms can you put on your dick?” However, since we were unable to find anyone with a penis willing to undertake this assignment, we had to settle for answering the question “How many condoms can you put on a dildo?” The answer: a lot. Hundreds. Tons. Or at least a couple of pounds worth. See what happened as we layered on the latex.

The Process
We began our experiment with a bare dildo and a box of bulk condoms. The condoms were Durex “Natural Feeling” unlubricated condoms, regular size and thickness. The dildo used was a rubber Doc Johnson realistic dildo with suction-cup base, which is 7 ½” in length from the base to the tip.

The first 100 or so condoms went on quite easily, and added about two inches of length to the dildo. When unrolling the condoms onto the dildo, we made every effort to eliminate any air pockets in the condom tip. However, after 200 condoms had been applied, it became obvious that the condoms’ reservoir tips were stacking up, giving the dildo a distinctive, missile-like shape.

Piling Them On
By the time we reached the 300 condom mark, the dildo had become so top heavy it could not stand upright unsupported. Only the suction-cup base kept it from toppling over altogether. As we kept adding condoms, the length of the dildo continued to extend, while its girth at the widest point began to approach the diameter of a soda can.

As we continued to stretch condom after condom onto this monument to safer sex, we were amazed at the durability of each tightly stretched rubber, and even more amazed at how hundreds of thin layers of latex added up to more than double the length of the original dildo. Unfortunately, we had to terminate this portion of the experiment when we exhausted our supply of condoms. However, we are one step closer to answering the question “How many condoms can you put on a dildo?” At least 625.

Weighing In
We set about to examine the results of our work in detail. First we measured the length of the finished specimen, which now measured 17” from base to tip. The condoms added 9 ½” of length, more than doubling the dildo’s original length, and representing an increase of more than 125%. Measuring around the thickest part of the condom-wrapped dildo, we found the girth was now 10 ¾”, an increase of 5 ½” over the original circumference of 5 ¼”. Again this represents an increase of over 100%.

The condoms also added an impressive amount of weight to the dildo. Pre-condoms, the bare dildo weighed in at just over 1 pound -- about 1 lb, ½ oz. In contrast, the condom-covered dildo weighed in at a hefty 3 lbs, 5 oz. The condoms added a full 2 ¼ lbs.

Curious about what the layers of condoms would look like on the inside, we undertook the task of dissecting our work. First we cut into the tip of the condoms vertically with a utility knife. As the blade punctured the surface, the outer layers quickly peeled back. Plunging the knife in further, we found that the many layers of condoms somewhat resembled an artichoke heart, and were very densely compressed toward the center, becoming more difficult to cut into as we proceeded.

With its pointed top laid open, the pale and rubbery latex-encased dildo was beginning to resemble a giant squid being filleted. We took to it with a hack saw next, to examine a cross-section. The rubber proved to be quite solid and offered a fair amount of resistance as we sawed through it. We began sawing at the thickest section of the condom layers, at a spot that we estimated to be above the tip of the dildo. However, upon dissecting further into the layers, we did in fact come into contact with the head of the dildo, which we subsequently sawed through. We hypothesize that the external pressure exerted on the dildo by the condoms was sufficient to squeeze the dildo laterally and deform it, making it longer and skinnier.

The cross section reveals the dildo encased within the solid layers of hundreds of condoms. The thickness of the condoms around the dildo was approximately 1 1/8”. The total diameter of the dildo plus its condom encasement measured about 3 ½” total. It should be noted that without the condoms on it, the dildo has a diameter of 1 ½”. However, when encased in the condoms, it the diameter of the dildo itself appeared closer to 1 ¼”. Again, we hypothesize that the extreme pressure exerted inward on the dildo by the condoms caused the dildo to compress and actually changed its shape and length.

Our Conclusions
Based on our experiment and our findings, we were impressed with the durability and tensile strength of the latex condoms used. Given that the dildo reached a circumference of 10 ¾”, and that the condoms were still able to accommodate that girth as well as over half of the length once the dildo had grown to 17”, we are lead to question the necessity of “extra large” condom brands. However, we acknowledge that use of larger condoms may be a matter of individual preference and comfort.

Our observations show that, when applied in large quantities, latex condoms which individually appear thin, insubstantial and practically weightless, can accrue into a solid mass that is dense, heavy, and thick. Although merely a fraction of a millimeter in thickness, when layered in sufficient quantity, condoms can form a solid barrier over an inch thick, and substantially alter and enlarge the size of an object, in this case, a dildo. However, given the amount of time, effort, and financial cost involved in employing hundreds of condoms, if you want a huge dildo, we suggest you just buy a larger one rather than using hundreds of condoms to make your average-size dildo bigger.

Finally, and most importantly, based on our findings, we must issue a strong warning against any attempt to duplicate this experiment using an actual penis belonging to a living male subject. The results of our experiment indicate that putting a large number of condoms on an actual male sex organ would most likely result in severe penile injury. First, the pressure exerted by the condoms would result in constriction of circulation in the penis and probable tissue damage. Second, if left unsupported, the weight of the condoms would pull the penis and scrotum downward and could possibly result in injury to the penile shaft or base of the organ and groin. Again, we repeat, do not attempt this experiment with an actual penis -- severe injury may result.

Creative tattoo

2009-07-29T01:33:00.000-07:00

Airplane Sex Guide

2009-07-29T01:32:00.001-07:00

For your own safety and comfort and that of your fellow passengers and crew, please observe the following regulations when engaging in in-flight sex.


Sex While Seated Regulations require that you keep your seatbelts fastened at all times when seated. Therefore, only oral and manual sex are permitted in the main cabin. If you desire privacy, you may request a blanket to conceal your activities.



Autofellatio This option is always available to our passengers who prefer to self-suck. To avoid head injuries, make sure your tray table is secured in its upright and locked position.	Hand Job To initiate a hand job, unzip the fly of the passenger seated immediately next to you, freeing his penis. Grasping the shaft firmly, use a brisk up-and-down motion until climax is achieved. Flight attendants may provide moist towelettes for cleanup. Hot towels are available to our first-class passengers.



Blow Job
To initiate a blow job, unzip the fly of the passenger seated immediately next to you, freeing his penis. Rotate your torso 90 degrees and flex at the waist until your mouth contacts the recipient’s hard on. Move head up and down as indicated.	Passengers who are unable or prefer not to swallow may use the paper receptacle bags located in the forward seat pocket. After use, give the bag to a flight attendant for disposal.


Sex in the Lavatories For the comfort and consideration of all passengers, we request that couples limit their sessions to 15 minutes or less, whether or not climax is achieved. Please engage the "Having Sex" sign on the lavatory door so that you will not be disturbed. To facilitate sex in the close quarters of an airline lavatory, may we suggest the following positions. Due to the size of the facilities, threesomes are prohibited. Seated sex positions are recommended if the airplane encounters turbulence. We must remind you that smoking after sex or tampering with a lavatory smoke detector are federal offenses.



Blow Job (Sitting) If emergency fecal evacuation is required, this position may be used for performing a blumpkin maneuver. In this case, be sure the commode lid is OPEN.	Blow Job (Standing) If you do not swallow, please spit into the commode, or alternately, the sink.



Cunnilingus To avoid being overwhelmed by a foul odor, be sure that the commode lid is shut before your female partner is seated. If the commode is closed and you are still overwhelmed by a foul odor during cunnilingus, we suggest your partner review basic hygiene procedures. Unfortunately, due to space considerations, an in-flight bidet is not available.	Fingering (Seated) After inserting a hand into your partner’s panties, digitally stimulate her clitoris using up-and-down, side-to-side, or circular motions. If you cannot locate the clitoris, refer to the detailed diagram on the other side of this card.



Intercourse - Doggy-Style Against Sink Save time by using this position to wash your hands or fix your makeup while having sex.	Intercourse – Sitting on Sink Avoid activating the faucet in this position or you’ll end up with an extra large wet spot.



Intercourse – Sitting on Commode To maintain the aircraft's equilibrium, we ask that passengers refrain from riding the baloney pony too vigorously during flight.	Intercourse – Standing Against Commode If you prop one foot on the toilet, make sure the lid is closed. Failure to do so may result in a sprained ankle or accidental loss of footwear.

Husband Wanted

2009-07-28T23:46:00.000-07:00

A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:

"HUSBAND WANTED!

MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND
MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!

ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON."

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.

The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?

Just look at you . . . you have no legs!"

The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"

She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"

Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?"

With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"

My latest tattoo...........

2009-07-28T23:40:00.000-07:00

More Fucking,Less Fighting

2009-07-28T23:38:00.001-07:00

gutteruncensored.com have been ban or blocked

2009-07-28T23:02:00.000-07:00

Gutter Uncensored blogs have been blocked at certain country which include Malaysia.Try use hidemyass.com to access the website.

When man cooking a chicken 2

2009-04-30T00:30:00.000-07:00

A Complete German Language Book

2009-04-03T23:54:00.000-07:00

This complete german language book that teach you everything include when at sex.This is very useful when you have sex with german chick

T-Shirt that men should wear when go first data

2009-04-03T23:46:00.000-07:00

if you have cat,beware your cat.........

2009-03-29T02:18:00.001-07:00

Comparison between fruit and boobs.....

2009-03-29T01:59:00.000-07:00

Which is bigger?

When man cooking a chicken....

2009-03-29T01:56:00.000-07:00

When man cooking,their will cooking something like this:

Must Help when you at road........

2009-03-29T01:41:00.000-07:00

Sure anyone man will be generous help this hot chick.

Anime Vs Real World

2009-03-27T05:10:00.000-07:00

Moto-Mama:Make your sex life more easy

2009-03-27T03:41:00.000-07:00

Boobs Scientific Experiment

2009-03-27T03:33:00.000-07:00

Scientist would like more understand about woman boobs when at air.So,their are make a test as following:

Music Sex Note

2009-03-24T01:59:00.000-07:00

I understand now why this statue happy always........

2009-03-20T03:38:00.000-07:00

Girl alway find this statue for pleasure.........

Multiple Male Orgasms

2009-03-20T03:33:00.000-07:00

Introduction to multiple orgasms

You may have heard that women are blessed with the ability to have multiple orgasms. While this is true of many women, what you probably haven't heard is that men are just as capable of experiencing multiple orgasms, if they can only learn how.

Before you dive into the world of multiple orgasms it might help to know exactly what they are defined as. Multiple orgasms occur in succession without complete loss of sexual arousal in between them. For women, this means resuming sexual stimulation shortly after a first orgasmic climax, usually immediately or within a few minutes, so that a second climax may be reached. If the woman does indeed experience further climaxes during the same sexual encounter, she is said to be multi-orgasmic. Men have often mistakenly believed that being able to regain their erection as soon as possible after ejaculation and reach another climax within some arbitrary period of time qualifies as being multi-orgasmic. This is false because the true multi-orgasmic male does not lose his erection between orgasms. As you will see below, multiple male orgasms include only orgasm and not ejaculation, with the possible exception of ejaculation accompanying the final orgasm in a multi-orgasmic experience.

Of course, the concept of being a multi-orgasmic male is not new at all. In fact, Taoists (pronounced DOW-ists) have known about this and many other profound sexual concepts and practices for over three thousand years. Many of these amazing sexual secrets remain relatively unknown even now in the age of sexual awareness and liberation. And this despite the fact that during the 1940s and 1950s several sex researchers in the West studied and confirmed the ability of males to experience multiple orgasms. Perhaps this stems from a Western world that has generally frowned upon open sexuality until just very recently. Even now, the amount of sexual ignorance, misdirection, and confusion engulfing our society is astonishing. It is my hope that by reading this guide, you will be able to greatly increase your sexual awareness and pleasure.

With the practices and techniques you will learn in this guide, there's a good chance you will discover and experience one of the biggest sexual secrets your body has kept hidden from you for way too long- your ability to experience multiple orgasms. See the diagram below for an average depiction of the various stages of arousal during a single sexual encounter:

These charts assume that sexual stimulation is continuous, whether through masturbation or intercourse. The chart on the right represents a male sexual encounter in which he has three orgasms- having just two or even having more than three is certainly possible. The baseline is a representation of normal everyday activity that is not sexually arousing- which means simply not being horny or sexually aroused. Naturally, within a minute or two of beginning sexual stimulation, arousal gradually builds up, slower or faster depending on how long it has been since your last sexual encounter and how fast you are taking the stimulation, among other factors. The plateau stage is represented roughly as a heightened stage of arousal that will eventually lead right into orgasm if stimulation continues. You should also understand that the arousal stages represented here do not have sharp boundaries- they blend rather smoothly into one another.

Notice how the two charts differ. In a typical singular orgasm including ejaculation, the plateau phase is reached and passed by fairly quickly as the orgasm subsides and ejaculation has occurred. However, during a multiple orgasm encounter, the plateau phase is reached and sustained after the initial orgasm and between the next orgasm. The successive orgasms are also slightly stronger than the previous ones, until the man decides to ejaculate with the final orgasm he decides to have during the encounter. Of course, ejaculation may be optional for you. You could have several orgasms and decide not to ejaculate at all, in which case you might find yourself feeling completely satisfied, if your PC muscle and your personal level of sexual awareness of your arousal level permits. In this case, the arousal pattern closely follows that of women and gradually declines over about an hour's time instead of declining very sharply after ejaculation.

For more information about the phases of the male sexual response cycle, see the Male Sexual Response article on the Sex Project web site at http://www.sex-project.com/manphase.shtml.

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Understanding how this is possible

The first question on your mind right now is probably, "How the hell is this even possible?" Well, first you should understand that the male and female sexual response cycles are strikingly similar. The primary difference between the two is male ejaculation. Multi-orgasmic women are able to have successive orgasms if stimulation is resumed shortly after the first orgasm because they do not ejaculate. It is reported that some women are able to ejaculate, however this obviously differs somewhat from male ejaculation, and this topic is beyond the scope of this guide.

Ejaculation is the aspect of male sexuality that causes the refractory period. This is the period of time right after the male ejaculates. During this time, most men are unable to get another erection or even receive further stimulation because the sexual tension is gone and the penis is usually much too sensitive. Since women are not biologically programmed to ejaculate, they usually do not have this annoying feature and are able to learn about and achieve multiple orgasms much easier than men.

The first key to understanding how men can have multiple orgasms is to understand that orgasm and ejaculation are distinct events that you can learn to distinguish and separate. Most men have always accepted orgasm and ejaculation as one in the same because they happen in such rapid succession, orgasm slightly before and then tapering off during ejaculation. Remember when you had your first few orgasms as a sexually maturing adolescent? Most boys think having a singular orgasm is the most spectacular feeling the human body can provide. If only you had known about the possibility for multiple orgasms!

The second key to navigating your way through the path to multiple orgasms is figuring out just exactly how to separate orgasm and ejaculation. This involves the sexual miracle muscle, the pubococcygeal muscle, or pelvic floor muscle, or "PC muscle" as it is commonly known. If you don't know what this muscle is or what it does, next time you have to pee, stop the flow mid-stream. The muscle that stopped it is your PC muscle. If stopping the flow is difficult, then you have a weak PC muscle and you will need to work on strengthening it before you'll be able to have multiple orgasms. Do not confuse squeezing your PC muscle with forcing it to relax. If you squeeze or contract it, you should feel like everything deep in your pelvis is being drawn upward, rather than being pushed downward as if you were having a bowel movement. See the diagram below for the location of this muscle:

Obviously this is a diagram of a female, however the PC muscle and all other non-genital muscles depicted here are the same in the male. Just substitute a penis for the vulva shown, and presto. The entire area highlighted in red represents the PC muscle, which is partially hidden in the picture and circles the anus, genitals, and perineum.

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Preparing yourself

Surely you weren't just expecting to sit down one day and start having multiple orgasms by accident! Having multiple orgasms as a male is pretty remarkable, but it will take a great deal of preparation. As mentioned earlier, one of the first steps you need to take is to discover your PC muscle if you already haven't. You need to become intimately familiar with this muscle so that you can learn to control it very precisely. Some of this control will come with experience, but most will come by strengthening it through regular exercise. Once you have discovered where it is and what it feels like while urinating you can exercise it anywhere, anytime, and unless you're acting obvious no one around you will even know.

It is probably best if you experiment with becoming multi-orgasmic on your own at first, however you are free to learn while making love with your wife, girlfriend, etc. This guide assumes you will be masturbating. Go get comfortable, and start masturbating as you always would. Stop just before you reach the point of no return (the point where you would ejaculate). At this point, contract (squeeze) and hold your PC muscle for a count of ten. Let yourself relax now, and take a 10 minute break. Start masturbating again, this time bringing yourself just a bit closer to the point of no return, again contracting your PC muscle. Continue doing this, paying very special attention to your own state of arousal and emotional feelings. The key here is to learn more about your own sexual response so that down the road you'll be more in control of it.

The million dollar moment

Once you've brought yourself to the point of no return several times, you're probably ready to let it rip. The bad news is all that jacking off you're doing right now is just for preparation and self-discovery. The good news is once you learn how to become multi-orgasmic, you won't have to go through all this preparation because you'll already know what you're doing. Okay, enough excuses. Continue masturbating, except this time, keep going until you reach orgasm. Right as you orgasm you should notice several contractions that signal the beginning of ejaculation in the base of your penis and perhaps deeper inside of your nether regions. Right as these contractions begin or preferably just before, but during the orgasm, stop stimulation (this means stop masturbating and let go of your penis completely) and squeeze that PC muscle tight and hold it there as if your life depends on it. You'll probably feel yourself trying to ejaculate, but hold it back. Squeezing your PC muscle effectively shuts off your ejaculation, if you are successful, and erases the refractory period.

Some semen may come out, even if you are successful, but it should not shoot out with the force it normally would during an unrestrained singular orgasm. If you were able to hold off ejaculating after your orgasm, start masturbating again now. It should feel like you're still very aroused and not like you just ejaculated. You should be able to continue for a short time until you have another orgasm. If this is your first time, let yourself ejaculate this time- hell, even Rome wasn't built in a day.

If you were unable to keep from ejaculating the first time, either your PC muscle isn't strong enough yet or you squeezed it at the wrong time. If you begin squeezing too late after the ejaculatory contractions have already begun, it is nearly impossible to shut them off completely. With practice you will learn the timing. If you just had your first multiple orgasms, feel free to celebrate in any way you see fit, you deserve it! If you were successful, next time you masturbate see how many orgasms you can have. If you manage to have three of four and get upset that you can't have more, remember how many you were having before you read this guide!

Techniques

There are many possible techniques you can use to greatly increase your success in becoming multi-orgasmic. Perhaps the greatest technique you can practice is to share your experiences in becoming a multi-orgasmic man with your romantic partner. If you are eventually successful, this can be a wonderful opportunity for you to significantly increase the pleasure you both receive during lovemaking. Or, if you prefer, you can surprise them with your new-found ability. How you choose to handle what you learn here, however, is entirely up to you.

The technique for a first attempt to have multiple orgasms presented below is one of my own creation, however it has many subtle influences from a wide variety of sources. Feel free to experiment!

1. The first thing you'll need is plenty of time on your hands. Literally. If you'll be masturbating instead of making love with a partner, make sure you'll have plenty of privacy, in a quiet and preferably familiar environment such as your own bedroom or house. In other words, you probably shouldn't slip into the bathroom at work and have at yourself during your coffee break.

2. Relaxing very deeply should be your second goal. Do some mild aerobic exercises such as sit-ups and jumping jacks to get your blood flowing, but don't overdo yourself. After a few minutes, sit or lay down in a very comfortable place such as a bed, couch, or the floor if you prefer. Place your hands on your stomach and take several long deep breaths, exhaling completely with each breath. Try to picture the invisible energy flowing in a circular pattern throughout your body as it builds.

3. When you feel completely relaxed, find your stimulus. This can be erotic pictures of sexy women dressed in lacy panties, pornographic movies, erotic text from a favorite book, or even a mental image or fantasy. Chances are you know what it takes to get your gears working, so use that. Take the time to really feel yourself becoming aroused and focus that energy into your genital area.

4. Once you are thoroughly aroused before masturbating, don't start choking Mr. Spanky just yet. Gently stroke or touch yourself. This should be in secondary sexual places such as your stomach, chest, shoulders, nipples, ears, mouth, forehead, and even across your pubic hair or thighs. If this feels unnatural or seems silly to you, remember that becoming multi-orgasmic might require a higher level of sensuality and sexual awareness than you are used to. Use this opportunity to further arouse yourself.

5. Now is the time to begin masturbating. From this point, take things as you normally would, building up to climax, but don't take it all the way just yet. Build up your arousal just to the point of no return, and then take a short break. Relax, take some more deep breaths, and then begin masturbating again.

6. This time, bring yourself to climax, but use what you've learned in this guide to your full advantage! Squeeze your PC muscle as the orgasm begins and focus on both the pleasure your body is providing yourself but also in stopping yourself from ejaculating.

7. From here, with the knowledge you've gained from this guide and about yourself, you are free to take your experiences however you wish. You could easily adapt these techniques to experience multiple orgasms with your sexual partner if you have one, and by all means discuss your feelings and discoveries with them. You've probably heard it a thousand times, but communication is the foundation of any relationship!

For techniques that can help you strengthen your PC muscle, see the Kegel Exercises section of the Sex Project web site at http://www.sex-project.com/kegels.shtml.

Overcoming problems

Undoubtedly the biggest obstacle most men will report when trying to become multi-orgasmic is failure to squeeze their PC muscle enough during orgasm to ward off ejaculation. You may feel some contractions, but do not stop squeezing at this point because a few ejaculatory contractions are likely even if you are successful in eventually stopping them. If you are successful, the contractions will stop before you ejaculate and you should be able to resume stimulation without a loss of sensitivity, as would be present during the refractory period after ejaculation.

Another common problem many men may report with these techniques is failing to determine exactly where the boundaries of plateau, orgasm, and ejaculation begin and end. Obviously, if you cannot determine the difference between orgasm and ejaculation, a key to becoming multi-orgasmic, you can only succeed by accident and not intentionally. Some men may try to stimulate themselves very quickly and rigorously, and this is not the best way to become aware of your personal level of sexual awareness. Taking the stimulation slower rather than faster will allow you to discover your personal boundaries between arousal, plateau, and orgasm more easily. With these discoveries you will have a much greater chance of learning when to squeeze your PC muscle, when to stop stimulation, and when to relax your PC muscle and resume stimulation to experience another orgasm.

It is quite possible that if you have other sexual problems such as premature ejaculation, learning to become multi-orgasmic will help you tremendously during lovemaking. Not only will you be able to greatly prolong the session by suppressing ejaculation until you choose, but you will be free to release your worries and anxiety and focus more on pleasing your partner. The list of positive effects can be nearly endless! For more information and techniques dealing with premature ejaculation, see the Premature Ejaculation section of the Sex Project web site at http://www.sex-project.com/prejac.shtml.

Some men may wonder if age can have any effect on the chances of success in becoming multi-orgasmic. There's no reason why sexually mature men of all ages shouldn't see the same high rate of success, assuming they are sexually active and have a high level of personal sexual awareness.

If you have no trouble reaching singular orgasms either by yourself or with a partner, then learning how to become multi-orgasmic may only be a matter of patience, determination, and effort. If you do have trouble having singular orgasms or opening up sexually with yourself and your partner, however, then perhaps there are other issues that you need to deal with before multiple orgasms will be a possibility for you. This guide is not prepared to address any problems with orgasms beyond the relatively simple matters discussed in this section. If you are experiencing more serious problems, please consider consulting your healthcare provider or a therapist. They should be able to provide you with the professional advice that we are not equipped to handle.

Other problems you may experience during these exercises may indicate a serious health problem. One example is ejaculate or discharge from your penis which does not appear or smell normal. Normal ejaculate is white or slightly yellow in color, and only has a slight but distinct odor. The presence of any greenish, brownish, or reddish fluid may indicate an infection. This is definitely cause for concern and you should call your healthcare provider immediately. While you may experience some slight discomfort while discovering your PC muscle while urinating, this is a normal reaction. If you experience any pain, however, you should stop the exercises immediately and consult your healthcare provider as this is also a sign that something may be wrong. Err on the side of caution when your life could be at stake.

A good rule of thumb is to remember that nothing described in this guide should hurt you in any way, physically or mentally. If it does, then you're either doing something terribly wrong or you may have an infection or other serious medical problem. In any case, when in doubt, contact your healthcare provider immediately. This may be embarrassing for you, but remember those individuals are trained to diagnose and treat these types of problems and they handle them every day.

There is a multitude of other possible problems that may prevent you from becoming multi-orgasmic at first. While I can't attempt to address all of them, the best advice I can give you is not to try too hard. You will not become multi-orgasmic by simply willing it to happen and not preparing yourself physically and mentally. Remember to be patient, and if these practices and techniques don't seem to be working for you, slow down, take a deep breath, and re-focus yourself on the task at hand (pun intended).

Notable sex and orgasm quotes

"Trying to describe an orgasm is like trying to describe being in love- you can't do it yet you know exactly what it feels like." -Anonymous

"When you have a cut, you have to leave it alone and let it scab over so it can heal, right? So when a 14-year-old guy has a cut on his penis, that cut can be there until he's 27." -Adapted from Loveline

"Writing is like making love. Don't worry about the orgasm, just concentrate on the process." -Isabel Allende

"The omnipresent process of sex, as it is woven into the whole texture of a man's or woman's body, is the pattern of all the process of all our life." -Havelock Ellis

"I don't see much of Alfred since he got so interested in sex." -Mrs. Alfred Kinsey

Conclusion

I would never publish something I have written without truly believing in its integrity and honesty as a profound and well-meaning piece of literature. The reason I'm bringing this up is because I have personally discovered this remarkable capability, I recognize it's historical although nearly forgotten significance, and I have personally used all the knowledge and techniques described here to have multiple orgasms myself. In fact, I have multiple orgasms almost exclusively now because singular ones, while still spectacular as pleasurable feelings go, pale in comparison. I've also spoken with several other males who have also used these techniques to achieve similar or promising results.

The bottom line is that your ability to have multiple orgasms depends on your overall sexual awareness, and the strength and control of your PC muscle among many other factors. As with all noteworthy achievements, this is not something that can necessarily be accomplished all at once. While reading this guide and having multiple orgasms in one night is certainly possible, you should understand that it could take several weeks or even months before you succeed. Your results will depend on your own personal effort and determination. And remember, above all else, have fun and enjoy yourself!

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10 Things every girls should know about boys and their private parts

2009-03-04T02:33:00.000-08:00

Unlike your girly privates, which are internal, boy privates are external. God knew that nobody wanted to see all our lady mess, so He pushed everything up inside you. What in tarnation He was thinking when he came up with that nasty, dangling, squishy flesh on boys beats the heck out of me, but I suspect it was so it would be easier for Him to keep an eye on what they're up to. Because trust me: that grotesque grab bag of horror and disappointment is always up to something, gals.

Boy privates are often said to resemble hot dogs, although if you ask me, the ones I've seen always called to mind something like those cute little Austrian cocktail weenies they sell 8 to a can. But I think famed author Lynne Cheney described the male unmentionable best when she recalled recoiling at "an old Frankenstein's monster bratwurst that looked like it had rolled under the couch for a month and got covered in dust bunnies and would make you spit up if you even so much as halfheartedly nibbled the tip of it."

Though erotically sensitive just like girl nipples, boy nipples are NOT privates – yet. But my husband and I are working hard to instill a sense of sexualized body shame so acute, that one day soon boys will learn that their nipples are dirty little things that will get them – just like you! – arrested when they strut around topless at Myrtle Beach. America is not some big, old licentious San Tropez and it's time all of you out there realized it!

The stuff that comes out of boys every time they use you has as many calories as seven whole pints of Häagen-Dazs. That's why all the girls who do "it" always get so fat and ugly and have that ulcerated skin that screams to everyone in church, "I am an insatiable slut!"

While almost all American boys have human-looking privates, most foreign boys have privates like German Shepherds or half-open tubes of Max Factor lipstick.

Because boys use the business end of their privates as a pipe for going number one, touching it is pretty much the same as taking a bath in a Mexican's toilet.

If you play your cards right, the revolting little wrinkled purse part of boy privates is something a Christian lady can go throughout her entire life without ever seeing. But knowing where it is can come in mighty handy when called upon to give a "not until marriage" warning kick.

When a boy's disgusting private goes inside of a girl's shameful unmentionable, there is a serious risk of it breaking off and causing excruciating pain while it travels throughout your body like a giant trichinosis worm.

Up until the moment in your wedding when he says "I do," a boy's privates sport a treacherous spine of jagged scales, which may or may not secrete acid and weapons-grade anthrax – for which, apparently, only Ann Coulter has developed the antibodies.

God designed a boy's privates as part sword, part battering-ram, to joyously stab and hammer you with on the magical night you begin your life-long tethering to the man who'll liberate you from the drudgery of ever having to make your own decisions – except when to have a headache or give an "I don't like this" bite.

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101 Reasons Why Fingers Are Better

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You don't have to smile at them afterwards

You don't have to get out of bed to fetch them

They don't get tired before you do...

You always know where your fingers have been

For variety, you have ten to choose from

They are also useful *out* of bed

You can stop if you want to

Your fingers don't want to meet your family

Your fingers don't get jealous

Your fingers don't smell

Your fingers won't just fall asleep afterwards

Your fingers don't want you to meet *their* family

You don't get jealous of your fingers

Your fingers don't mind if you fall asleep afterwards

Your fingers won't let you down (Snowwhite)

Your fingers don't want to watch a football match instead

Your mother won't critisize your fingers

You can't get pregnant from your fingers

Your fingers don't need batteries

People aren't surprised to find you have them

Fingers don't need adaptors to covert American plugs to English ones (I've heard this can be a problem.)

They don't shrink afterwards (Snowwhite)

You always have them with you

You can chew on them when you are nervous (Snowwhite)

You can use more than 1 at a time

They are agile

They'll never leave you (Snowwhite)

You don't have to make your fingers coffee in the morning (Gideon)

You can also use them to clean the wax out of your ears (Gideon)

They want to when you want to

They don't take up half the bed at night

They are easy to clean

If the ones you are using get tired, you can switch to some of the others

They don't demand acrobatics in bed

They don't want to try out stuff they heard from friends

You can use them to try out stuff *you* heard from friends without worrying about it going horribly wrong

They don't look worried when *you* want acrobatics in bed

Your fingers don't give you bite-marks (Addition: unless you *like* bite-marks)

You can share them with a friend

Fingers don't cheat on you

Fingers don't have hidden wifes/girlfriends/husbands/boyfriends/children

Your fingers don't yelp when you give them bite marks

For variety you can paint them any colour you want?

It's not suspicious if you take them to the toilet with you

Since they come on 2 hands, you can use them on 2 places at the same time

They write your e-mail for you

You can use them for netsex when company is required

They're compatible with a wide range of leather goods and electrical appliances

No one ever fell in love with their fingers

They'll change the video channel for you

You can use them to write down your fantasy and share it with people

They won't ask: Am I the first?

You can type with them (although I'd rather like to see a man... *whistle*)

They won't be disgusted when you have your period

They don't snore, fart, burp or have smelly breath

They don't want you to swallow

They don't whistle after other, better-looking women or men

They don't care if your hair is a mess

You don't have to tell them how you'd like it

They don't brag how great they are

They don't cost you time, money or patience

They don't want to know where you were last eveing

Your friends don't criticise them

Their friends don't criticise you (fingers don't *have* friends)

Afterwards, they won't ask: 'Did you come?' (Eva T.)

They don't leave you to sleep in the wet spot (Eleni)

They don't mind if you scream 'oh yes, *METHOS*!!'

They're useful for scooping up nutella, chocolate, lube (take your pick) and smearing it in the appropriate places... (Claire)

Fingers don't ask who you are fantasizing about (Cher)

They don't have STDs (Mona)

Fingers are more sensitive to what you are feeling (LP)

Unlike zucchinis, you don't have to bring them to room temperature (tyree)

You won't be crushed underneath them in bed (Che & Wes)

They come in varing sizes - thumb to pinkie, or any combination thereof, it's up to you (Che & Wes)

There're extremely gentlemanly - they'll open doors for you, pull your chair out, and even cook you dinner! (Che & Wes)

They won't finish just before you reach orgasm (Eva T.)

You don't have to worry wether or not they wont come back after a goodnight (Jessy)

Must Learn

2009-03-01T09:19:00.001-08:00

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10 scientific reasons to have sex

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1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquillizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

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The Best Beer Commercial Ever - Guinness Beer

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The Best Beer Commercial Ever - Guinness Beer
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Biggest breasts in the world at a cup size of 38KKK

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Do you think having biggest breasts at world is sexy or ugly?For me,i don't that this is sexy at all.

Sheyla Hershey is a twenty-eight year old Sagittarius. Sheyla is a proud wife and mother. Sheyla was born in Brazil and likes to travel. Sheyla is fluent in Portuguese, Spanish, Italian, Chinese and English.

Sheyla Hershey wanted to make it into the Guinness Book of World Records so she decided that having the biggest breasts were the way to do it. So last year, Sheyla Hershey had FFF breasts implanted into her body in Texas.

Sheyla Hershey was only able to achieve 34 FFF in the United States, due to restrictions of the amount of silicone you can have in breast implants. But she wanted more, so Sheyla flew to Brazil for the record breaking plastic surgery. The state limits the amount of silicone that one person put in their body because the implants could kill her. So she headed to Brazil, which has no such restrictions, and walked away with the breasts of her dreams.

Sheyla takes her craft seriously in that she has had over 18 plastic surgeries, mostly to her breast, but also her nose, lips and buttocks. She is currently at a breast size of KKK. For this, she has been awarded with the Brazilian equivalent of the Guinness Book of World records award.

How to Use a Vagina

2009-02-02T05:40:00.000-08:00

So Bucky, you've found a vagina but you don't know how to use it. Unfortunately, vaginas do not come with instructions, proper lighting or air fresheners. Well, you came to the right place. Your Uncle Melon has invested years in exhaustive field work and is willing to spread this knowledge to all. The most important thing to remember is that the vagina was specially designed by God to make your penis feel good.

OK. Last night, I gave the babe I was with a few orgasms so she would fall asleep, or it could've been the roofies. I got a flashlight, paper and pencil and I drew this diagram for you. Then I prettied it up in Photoshop. Look at it closely. See that replica 1999 NY Yankees World Series ring? With that ring and $30 for frozen daquiris, all the mysteries of the vagina will be solved.

Put on the ring and your best threads and head uptown to Jimmy's Chicken Shack. Locate the best looking mamacita in the place, offer to buy her a drink and mention in an offhand way that you are Chuck Knoblach, former member of the World Champion New York Yankees. She'll respond with the standard, "Do you know Derek Jeter?" You tell her that you and Derek are best buds and that you're having dinner tomorrow night with him at Daniels and would she like to be your date. She will be yours. Wait 2 weeks and repeat. She will be yours again.

Important Parts
The Clitoris (rhymes with Deloris, and Lavoris)- also known as the man in the boat, the clit, the love button, the budgie's tongue and the magic button that will open her thighs. This is where you'll be expected to spend a significant part of the night, so bring ideas for killing time. One way is to try and guess the different smells. One might be her laundry detergent, another last night's dinner. Some women like humming at this point - and I hum "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" and refer to it as the seventh inning stretch. I understand some women will actually orgasm upon clitoral contact. Please confirm in an email if this should happen to you.

Different Types of Vaginas
There are probably different types of vaginas but quite frankly who cares? Nobody has ever thrown a babe out of bed because her vagina wasn't cute. Once you've determined that there is, in fact, a vagina present, get the party started. There are however different ways of decorating the vagina. I found these helpful diagrams at the National Institute of Health.


A Hairless Peach aka A Wood Floor Go back and check her I.D. Its OK? You the man!	Hitler's Moustache Did you pick her up at a strip joint? No? She may be a professional. Be prepared to pay dearly or risk getting beat up by her pimp.	Landing Strip See Hitler's Moustache


Nicely Trimmed Triangle A nice girl. She cares enough to keep it neat but she's not working her way through college by wiggling it in old guy's faces.	The Oscar Gamble You either love it or you hate it. I was raised on them so I just keep a box of dental floss next to the rubbers and dive in head first!

This is the vagina of a "modern woman." Note the way the ovaries are flexing like a body builder, mocking you. Fortunately, as can plainly be seen, the canal is ribbed for your enjoyment. Discuss NPR, how much you respect women, and keep telling her you're not interested in sex right up until the point you cum inside her. Then get the hell out and watch Monday Night Football.

Do you find all this talk about vaginas too complicated? God knew you would so he created something that avoids all of this nonsense. The hand. The most important thing to remember is that the hand was specially designed by God to make your penis feel good.

How to Use a Penis

So Suzie-Q, you've found a penis but you don't know how to use it. Well, lucky for you I have a penis and I have spent a good part of my life using it. The most important thing to remember is that the penis was specially designed by God to make your vagina feel good. Unfortunately, God did a shitty design job and he attached the penis to a man - so the chances of a penis making you feel good are infinitesimal.

While God did a lousy job where you're concerned, making the guy who owns the penis happy is as easy as Betty Crocker Brownies in a Pan. All you really have to do is look at it, talk about it or lightly graze it, and you've probably done a good enough job.

Let's make this clear right up front. If I was a woman I wouldn't go anywhere near a penis. I'd get myself dolled up real nice and find me a lipstick lesbian and a top of the line vibrator and never think about penises again. Better yet, if, by the grace of God, I turned out to be a lipstick lesbian, I would get myself a vibrator and a mirror and never leave my bedroom.

But you want to meet a nice guy and eventually you will be forced to deal with his penis so here's a diagram of a penis I found on the internet.

Whoa, that's no good. Unless you look like Joe Torre with tits you'll never see a penis like that, so let's not waste our time. Here's another diagram.

Sweet merciful crap! What the hell is that! It might be what's called an uncircumcised penis. If you see one of these, run like hell. It's filled with diseases and something called smegma and what the hell are you doing going out with a guy who doesn't have the common decency to get rid of his foreskin for you. What the hell is a corpus spongisum? It's fun to say but I'm pretty sure that my dick doesn't have one.

If you want it done right, do it yourself. That's Halle Berry posing with a life-size model of my penis that's housed at the Smithsonian Institute.

Seriously, though if you want to use a penis correctly, let's recall that lesson they taught us in health class back in Junior High. Who can forget the "Triangle of Sexual Pleasure"?

Friction: Your partner will undoubtedly have his preference, but don't be afraid to use your own judgement too. Provide said friction with your hand, oral cavity, or perhaps your breasts pressed together. This latter method might lead to what the kids call a "pearl necklace."

Lubrication: If you are actually interested in your partner, it may be possible that natural mucus lubrication is formed in your vaginal canals. In lieu of this, you might try any one of a number of commercial preparations. In a pinch, saliva can come in handy and it might appear that you are "hungry" for your partner. Finally, over-the-counter personal hygiene products such as hand lotions are a possibilty. Remember, never use shampoo, stick to the conditioner!

Privacy: Today's couples are not as concerned about the level of privacy required for the use of genitalia. This will depend on your own preference and blood alcohol level. For example, using one's hand under a table at McDonalds might be acceptable for some couples, but not for others - using ketchup as a lubricant makes this a "Happy Meal."

My favorite part of health class was always the films that provided "real life" examples. Uncle Melon has provided the following scenario for you to learn more about penises and vaginas and how they interact in polite society. I call it, Go, Genitalia. Go!

At this point, the penis finds its hand, and the vagina finds its vibrator and everyone lived happily ever after.

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2009-02-02T05:36:00.000-08:00

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2009-01-31T04:39:00.001-08:00

Learn about speed.......

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Hot Facts about SEX

2009-01-30T04:54:00.000-08:00

Did you know that rats make love about 20 times a day?

Sex is the best and safest way to relax, its effect is 20 times as strong as valium’s.

For every web page with “normal” content, there are five of them with pornographic content.

In terms of biochemistry, sex has the same effect on the body as eating too much chocolate.

Beards grow faster on men who have sexual intercourse on a regular basis.

Male bats have the highest homosexuality rate among mammals.

Formicophilia is a fetish that involves having small insects crawl over one’s genitals.

Ithyphallophobia is the fear of watching and thinking about erect penises.

There are men in Guam whose job is to travel across the country and sleep with virgins, who pay them for the privilege of giving them the first sexual intercourse.

In Hong Kong, a woman whose husband cheats on her has the legal right to kill him, but she is only allowed to use her bare hands.

A Greek who is unfaithful to his wife would sometimes be punished by having his pubic hair removed in public and having a huge radish inserted in his rectum.

In India, it is cheaper to pay for a prostitute than it is to buy a condom.

Sex burns 360 calories per hour. (If you aware about safe sex,it was good for your health.)

Women who read romance novels make love twice as many times as those who do not read them.

An average person spends two weeks of his or her life kissing.

A brand of condoms was named after pharaoh Ramses, who had more than 160 children.

On average, men think about sex every seven seconds.

The woman who holds the record in the number of children gave birth to 69 of them.

The youngest parents in the world were eight and nine and they lived in China around the year 1910.

25 percent of women think that money makes men sexier.

Some lions mate as many as 50 times a day.

Humans, bonobos apes and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

Those who get caught mastrubating in Indonesia are faced with the penalty of decapitation.

120 million sexual intercourses “occur” in the world every day.

The orgasm of a pig lasts 30 minutes.

85 percent of men who died of heart failure during intercourse turned out to have been cheating on their wives.

Research shows that shoes and feet are the biggest fetish object in the western world.

A minute’s kiss burns 26 calories.

Only 17 percent of women have an orgasm during intercourse.

A research by sex shop owners shows that the most popular flavour of edible underwear is – cherry

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Chatting Incident

2009-01-20T02:46:00.000-08:00

MackTrucker2000: Hey there sexy.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Do I know you?
MackTrucker2000: Not yet but you should want to.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Really?
MackTrucker2000: Yah
MackTrucker2000: Let's chat.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: About what?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: What do you want to chat about?
MackTrucker2000: Let's talk about you
MackTrucker2000: what are you wearing right now sugar?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Hold on for a minute.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: ok?
MackTrucker2000: k
MackTrucker2000: What are you doing
MackTrucker2000: heloo. U still there?

Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I'm back.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: So what were we talking about?
MackTrucker2000: you were going to tell me what you were wearing.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Not much. I'm just getting ready for bed.
MackTrucker2000: mmmmmmm. I like that.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I'm over at my friend's house.
MackTrucker2000: Tell me.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Tell you what?
MackTrucker2000: tell me what you have on
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: No. You tell me what you have on.
MackTrucker2000: I'm wearing a pair of jeans and that's all.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Gross. Is your big fat stomach hanging over them?
MackTrucker2000: No sugar. Im very good shape. Work out every day.
MackTrucker2000: have six pack.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Lol. Me and my friend Laura are drinking a six pack right now!
MackTrucker2000: I like that. Come on baby tell me
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Ok. I have on a pair of underwear, and Laura's Superman t-shirt.
MackTrucker2000: Is that all?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Yep.
MackTrucker2000: Is the t-shirt tight?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Yeah. It's skin tight.
MackTrucker2000: no bra?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Nope. I never sleep in a bra.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It's too constricting.
MackTrucker2000: mmmmm. I like that.
MackTrucker2000: tell me more
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You like to wear a bra to sleep?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: That's weird.
MackTrucker2000: lmfao. No i like that you don't wear one.
MackTrucker2000: I want to slide my hand up your shirt.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Really?
MackTrucker2000: mmmmmm.. yeah.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Well maybe we should get to know each other a little bit better first.
MackTrucker2000: what for.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: What's your name?
MackTrucker2000: Chuck
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: My name is Sarah
MackTrucker2000: Hahah. Yeah that's what I figured
MackTrucker2000: so do you like to suck cock sarah
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Wow. You really like to get right to it don't you?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: What's your last name, Chuck?
MackTrucker2000: Why do you want it
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I'm just trying to get to know you, that's all
MackTrucker2000: Well I don't want to know you that well.
MackTrucker2000: I just want to have a good time
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Ok. Sorry.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I didn't mean to freak you out.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Where are you from?
MackTrucker2000: MD
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Really? Me too!
MackTrucker2000: No your not your from San Diego.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: How do you know that?
MackTrucker2000: cause it says it on your profile page
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: No, I just put that there to throw people off.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You really have to be careful who you talk to on these things.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I really live in Maryland and I'm really only 18.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I still live at home with my Mom and Dad.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Where in Maryland are you?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I'm in Baltimore.
MackTrucker2000: Im in Manchester
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: No way!
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Get out of here!
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I live in Manchester too!
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I didn't want to say Manchester because I didn't think you would know where it is.
MackTrucker2000: Don't lie, sugar. Lets fuck
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Seriously! I'm not lying.
MackTrucker2000: Ok lets talk about my big cock in your mouth
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Wait a second.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Let's talk more about you.
MackTrucker2000: don't want to talk about me
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Gosh, you're so secretive.
MackTrucker2000: take your panties off sugar.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Ok.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: But first you have to tell me where in Manchester you live.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Come on. I'll tell you.Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Maybe we already know each other.
MackTrucker2000: doubt it.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You're so funny
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: My Dad calls me sugar all the time.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I live right near Grace Bible church.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Do you have a picture that I can see?
MackTrucker2000: check my profile
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Oh. Ok. Hold on.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: OMG. Dad, this is Chrissy.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It's me, Chrissy.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Your daughter? Duhhh. Hello?
MackTrucker2000: shut up whore. I don't have any daughters.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad, I'm serious. This is really Chrissy.
MackTrucker2000: whats your last name then
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It's Bolchezk, same as yours.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Evil_Sarah is just my made up name online, Dad.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I'm over here at Laura's house. remember?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Spending the night?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Hello?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad, are you there?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You're disgusting.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I hate you.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I'm going to tell Mom about this.
MackTrucker2000: quit trying to mess with me
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad, I'm not kidding.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It's Chrissy. Our phone number is 410-374-****!
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: We live at **** Charmil Drive, right by Grace Bible Church.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Answer me.

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Sexy Body

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The Philosophy of Sex

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"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
--Tom Clancy

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
--Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
--Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
--Lynn Lavner

"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
--Matt Barry

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
--George Burns

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other e eight are unimportant."
--George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
--Sharon Stone

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading."
--Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
--Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
--Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
--Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
--Roseanne

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
--Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
--Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
--Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
--Jerry Seinfeld

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
--Rod Stewart

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
--Robin Williams

How about yours?Write your own Philosophy of Sex at comment.

Just like me when i bored.......

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Men's Rules : Women should learn these!

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Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present again!

Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

We don't remember dates. . . .Period!!

Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!!

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)

BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know, it's like camping.

Why man have penis?

2009-01-20T01:54:00.000-08:00

Zhang Ziyi Topless Bikini Beach Pictures

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Men can do it,girl also can do it.

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