Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Men can do it,girl also can do it.

Misa Campo







Lacie Heart is a sexy American pornographic actress.



Heart grew up on a ranch in San Luis Obispo, California and studied ballet as a child.

Heart danced at a Canoga Park strip club's amateur night at age 19 on a whim.While she was there she was recruited and subsequently met with agent Derek Hay of L.A. Direct Models in August of 2005. Her first on-camera appearance was in a scene for Fantasy Wash with Jack Venice who had introduced her into the adult film business.She participated in Jenna Jameson's American Sex Star contest, which she lost.[citation needed] She signed with Vivid soon January of 2006 and was with them for nearly a year.

Heart was introduced to fellow performer Scott Nails at a party about a month after she had entered the business.They became a couple soon after. Heart left Vivid after she told them that the only guy she wished to work with on camera was Nails; Vivid already had one actress who did only girl-girl, and they did not care to have Heart signed to work exclusively with one guy. In December 2006, Lacie signed with Digital Playground.

As of June 2007, Heart lives in Arizona and commutes to Los Angeles to film; when asked why she does not live in Los Angeles, Heart replied "I think there's too many people, and I don't like traffic."[3] She has stated that she plans to continue making adult films while she goes to school, then become a museum curator afterwards.







Monday, July 28, 2008

Are this girl consider sexy?

This girl allow people take photos on her pussy.This girl think this is sexy.But i think not.What happens to world now?

The penis raise request

Dear Management,

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don’t get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Yours truly,
Penis

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The following is the reply to the Penis from the Management.

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
You’ll retire well before reaching 65
You are unable to work double shifts before you have completed the day’s work
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,
The Management

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But after a while,the penis and management have meet to discuss.....


Sperm Bank

A man walks into a sperm bank wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun, he demands that the woman at the counter "take it out". "We have no money sir, this is a sperm bank", she replies. "I don't care" says the robber, "take it out and drink it down!", he damands. Scared for her life she drinks down a sperm sample. "Do it again" the angry robber yells, and the woman complies. Taking off his mask the woman realizes it's her husband... he looks her in the eye and says "see I told you it wasn't so bad".

A Groom's Tale

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me . . . it was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test . . . we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car!

Try this when you go to beach.....


Sunday, July 27, 2008

Which more sexy?World No.1 women tennis player or No.2?

World No.1 women’s tennis player-Ana Ivanovic









World No.2 women’s tennis player- Maria Sharapova,

Hot babes salon

If your go vacation at Poland,your should visit the famous hot cut salon.



Very sexy!!!!


I am sure all their client will be very happy with hot babes cut their hair.

It may only solution to make a man freeze or without moving when hair cut.Try to see this guy eyes at following picture.

I will visit this hot cut salon someday...